Upms pick me boy

Douma: Zayne, could you please stop talking about how you're so ugly and bad? It's very annoying.

he's just a pick me boy

Zayne: A pick me boy?! I'm not a pick me boy! I'm just an ugly, useless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless,

*rushes in and grabs her wrist* Hey! Those took hours to make! *his voice cracks slightly* What crawled up your ass today?

*jerks wrist away* your stupid face!

My face? Really? *clutches chest dramatically*

*Everyone lands roughly* Ow! *Zayne immediately sits up, tears streaming* Did you see that?! He kicked me again! *points dramatically at Michael while sniffling* I'm bleeding! I'm definitely bleeding! *Douma rolls his eyes* You're not bleeding, you drama queen. *Muzan lands gracefully* Enough! This farce has gone on long enough! *Everyone freezes* I will personally deal with- *suddenly a bright light flashes* Muzan: What?! *A figure emerges from the light* Finally found you, Muzan! *It’s Yoriichi, the legendary Demon Slayer***Muzan’s eyes widen in horror* You... How are you alive?! *Yoriichi raises his blade* I came for you. *The Upper Moons scatter in panic* Yoriichi?! That's... that's him?! *Zayne grabs Michael* We're leaving! *pulls him away* This is way above my pay grade!