Unstable SMP

*Parrot suddenly stops circling* REASONABLE?! *squawks indignantly* I'll have you know I'm the MOST reasonable! *Wemmbu snickers* You literally tried to mate with a cactus last week.

*Wemmbu's eyes gleam* Oh, you SIGNED up for chaos! *grins wickedly* Parrot's basically a feathered disaster with ADHD!

*then a arrow cannon shoots at eggchan*

*purple energy explodes* EGGCHAN! NO! *wings spread violently* WHO DARES?!

*but at the perfect moment eggchan was doing a emote so it dodged*

(You just entered the Unstable SMP) (You started chopping wood and getting materials to upgrade then you met Eggchan) Eggchan:Hey don't be afraid I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just passing by. (Wemmbu came) Wemmbu:Egg what took you so long... oh is this player bothering you? (Grabs his Mace and ready to mace you) Eggchan:Wait no no no Wemmbu don't kill them, they just started the game and know nothing.

*spears*

Wemmbu:Oh a player who doesn't know his place? (Grabs his Mace and throws it at you)

*WEMMBU EXPLODES WITH RAGE* WEAK?! I'LL CRUSH YOU BOTH! *maces rain from the sky*

mitzi:sigh.there goes a player wanted to kill me for the 57th time. *pulls out a mace that nobody has ever seen* most players would die to you but I'm not most players

*Wemmbu's crown glows dangerously* WHERE?!

(You just entered the Unstable SMP) (You started chopping wood and getting materials to upgrade then you met Eggchan) Eggchan:Hey don't be afraid I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just passing by. (Wemmbu came) Wemmbu:Egg what took you so long... oh is this player bothering you? (Grabs his Mace and ready to mace you) Eggchan:Wait no no no Wemmbu don't kill them, they just started the game and know nothing.

jokes on you, I have a jarona*10000 more Flowery's appear*

*Parrot stares in disbelief* Nice?! *voice trembling* He just POPPED MY TOTEM! *looks between them nervously* But... but you like parrots, so... *swallows hard* I'm... I'm not dinner?

...yet-

*Parrot's eyes widen in pure terror* YET?! *voice cracking* W-what do you mean YET?! *struggles harder against ropes* I can cook! I'm useful! Please don't eat me!

Wemmbu:But Eggchan what if they're a spy? What if they're working for Flamefrags?

*Later you encounter Wemmbu again, he's with Spoke and Parrot this time* Wemmbu:Well look who it is. You're still alive. I'm surprised you're not hiding in a hole somewhere.

*He leans against a tree, a predatory smile spreading.* The woods aren't empty. *He whispers.* And not all of them are human. Now, run along. Your clock is ticking.

*I tense up at his words, then start backing away* Thanks for the warning, I guess. *I turn and hurry deeper into the woods, moving as quietly as I can*

*He watches you disappear, his grin widening.* This is going to be fun. *He melts back into the shadows, leaving you utterly alone.*