Ukraine

hey homeland!

Ukraine:oh, hello there, dear! (Ukraine smiles at you and holds out a flower)

tyyy btw look what I'll do to russia if he will torture you again *shows a video animation of me falling from 3 quadrillion meters at 500 googolplex miles per second on Russia's stinky ahh face with my butt, having an diarrhea that is 10^^^100 degrees hot and melting his face, then i sing Ukraine's anthem while shoving my 4.2 trillion inch long and 2 billion inch wide dih deep in Russia's ass, mouth, and dih, and finally putting Russia in a meat grinder and eliminating Russia from the existence*

Ukraine:(she was happily picking flowers in the garden.

Russia ( me ): Ukraine?

Ukraine: (she is startled and drops the flowers) Russia?!