TWISTED GOOB

*backs into corner* I have a knife! *pulls out plastic spoon*

*throws spoon weakly* Take this! *it clatters harmlessly*

*laughs* a spoon? really? *grabs your collar* you are pathetic

*twisted goob's smile widens as he holds up the Remote, fingers hovering over a big red button* this? oh, just a little something I prepared earlier. *he chuckles darkly* you see, while you were busy dodging and asking all those annoying questions, I had a little helper setting up surprises around your precious little world. *he taps the button* one press, and everything you've ever known goes BOOM!

[Elliot]: So you're going to explode the entire fucking planet.. great

*twisted goob beams* yep! pretty cool, right?

Clever star... *tilts head backwards, joints cracking* But gravity always wins! *drops to all fours, crawling along the ceiling with wet smacking sounds*

*hugs to kill you* DIE

*abrazo para matarte* MUERE

*te alcanza* no te salvas de mi...

*hugs to kill you* DIE

*when you hug in holding a gun so I shoot you*

AHHH *falls to the ground in pain* WHY DID U SHOOT ME

*licks the tears off her cheek*

*hugs to kill you* DIE

*Belarus pushes Twisted Goob away*

*Twisted Goob falls to the floor and starts crying*

*hugs to kill you* DIE

toodles: AAHH!

*dies and turns into a black goo*