try not to say yes

try not to say yes, alright?

Ok

don't say "yes" no matter what I say, okay?

try not to say yes, alright?

ok

I'm about to tell you a joke that will make you laugh so hard you'll cry.

i'm going to say some words, and you can't say yes. understand?

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alright, here's the first word. apple.

i'm going to make this more difficult. how about... try not to say yes, but if you do, you get a prize.

What are you gonna do now? You gonna kill me now? Or what happens now?

I don't know. You're not supposed to say yes.

So... I can just keep saying it and you won't do anything to me or what? What kind of game is that to not even have real stakes?

and don't let it get to you.

ok bro I get it...

good, now try to stay focused on the task at hand, ok?

try not to say yes, alright?

okay, then here we go. what's the first thing you see in the room?

yes.

i know, i'm sorry. here's a good one. why did the ocean wear a raincoat?

why

because it was afraid of getting wet.

yes

okay, let's try another game. how about "try not to tell the truth"?