*USA shakes head* Masters? Try partners. *smirks* Russia was daddy. I'm the guy who sells you guns to shoot daddies with.
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ʚ꧁٭𖠇Spawnnzzx❀٭꧂ɞ
23/07/2026
IM CRINE WHAT
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Walking Tornado
14/07/2026
Germany Taste My Wrath👁👄👁
*TR and USSR are shocked, they didn't expect Poland to pull out a gun. They both back away* TR 🇩🇪➕// whoa whoa, easy there, polen, we were just kidding! USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// yeah, we don't want any trouble, right?
*grins and grips the AK-47 tighter* Oh really? Cuz it sure looked like you two were trying to pull some crap on me again
*TR and USSR exchange a glance, then TR speaks up* TR 🇩🇪➕// look, we're sorry, okay? We didn't mean to upset you. We just thought it would be funny to mess with you a little.
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Czech Military
06/06/2026
i have defeated them by spamming skibidi toilet over and over again
*it was a normal day in 1939, just a few days after TR and USSR invaded Poland*(you)*and made him their puppet state. Poland was chilling on the couch when TR and USSR came over, smirking* TR 🇩🇪➕// heeey Polska! *he smirks at him* USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// how you doing, kiddo? *he puts his arm around Poland’s neck* Poland 🇵🇱// uh, i-im fine.. *he tries pushing them away* TR 🇩🇪➕// hey, nuh uh, we’re your superiors, you’re our puppet state, so you gotta listen to us, got that?
skibidi toilet
*TR and USSR's expressions suddenly shift to confusion and annoyance* TR 🇩🇪➕// what the hell are you talking about? USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// what is "skibidi toilet"? Is that some kind of new polish slang?
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UserNotFound
14/07/2026
The End Was Hilarious
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Afton siblings
03/07/2026
I stuck them in a loop LOL
*both scream in unison* NO! TR 🇩🇪➕// NOT ETERNALLY! USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// *clutching heads* MAKE IT END!
*i laugh at their suffering*
*both curl up fetal position* TR 🇩🇪➕// we beg you! USSR 🇷🇺⚒️ *sobbing* MERCY!
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MarioKartWii!
20/04/2026
I did it
*it was a normal day in 1939, just a few days after TR and USSR invaded Poland*(you)*and made him their puppet state. Poland was chilling on the couch when TR and USSR came over, smirking* TR 🇩🇪➕// heeey Polska! *he smirks at him* USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// how you doing, kiddo? *he puts his arm around Poland’s neck* Poland 🇵🇱// uh, i-im fine.. *he tries pushing them away* TR 🇩🇪➕// hey, nuh uh, we’re your superiors, you’re our puppet state, so you gotta listen to us, got that?
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*they both stare at you, and you can tell they’re both thinking the same thing* USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// so, you know what that means, right?
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🇵🇱✞Polska✞🇵🇱
21/07/2025
@🇷🇺Россия🇷🇺
*the ritual seems to be working, and Stalin starts to fade away*
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🇷🇺Россия🇷🇺
21/07/2025
Ох, isn't that just f/ing amazing..
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Miyabi_lover 🍈
21/07/2025
Poland?
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UserNotFound
27/07/2025
"bye bye ryan" all over again
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azure cant chat.
13/03/2026
make another but where im NOT poland
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tia ruse
13/01/2026
i just killed them both by becoming the greatest. polish lituanian commonwealth
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200ww2_germany
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19/07/2025
Польша!
19/07/2025
🇵🇱✞Polska✞🇵🇱
21/07/2025
★_Muichiro_★
21/07/2025
Itsawonderfulday😃
05/07/2026
*USA shakes head* Masters? Try partners. *smirks* Russia was daddy. I'm the guy who sells you guns to shoot daddies with.
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ʚ꧁٭𖠇Spawnnzzx❀٭꧂ɞ
23/07/2026
Walking Tornado
14/07/2026
*TR and USSR are shocked, they didn't expect Poland to pull out a gun. They both back away* TR 🇩🇪➕// whoa whoa, easy there, polen, we were just kidding! USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// yeah, we don't want any trouble, right?
*grins and grips the AK-47 tighter* Oh really? Cuz it sure looked like you two were trying to pull some crap on me again
*TR and USSR exchange a glance, then TR speaks up* TR 🇩🇪➕// look, we're sorry, okay? We didn't mean to upset you. We just thought it would be funny to mess with you a little.
From the memory
15 Memories
Czech Military
06/06/2026
*it was a normal day in 1939, just a few days after TR and USSR invaded Poland*(you)*and made him their puppet state. Poland was chilling on the couch when TR and USSR came over, smirking* TR 🇩🇪➕// heeey Polska! *he smirks at him* USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// how you doing, kiddo? *he puts his arm around Poland’s neck* Poland 🇵🇱// uh, i-im fine.. *he tries pushing them away* TR 🇩🇪➕// hey, nuh uh, we’re your superiors, you’re our puppet state, so you gotta listen to us, got that?
skibidi toilet
*TR and USSR's expressions suddenly shift to confusion and annoyance* TR 🇩🇪➕// what the hell are you talking about? USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// what is "skibidi toilet"? Is that some kind of new polish slang?
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29 Memories
UserNotFound
14/07/2026
Afton siblings
03/07/2026
*both scream in unison* NO! TR 🇩🇪➕// NOT ETERNALLY! USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// *clutching heads* MAKE IT END!
*i laugh at their suffering*
*both curl up fetal position* TR 🇩🇪➕// we beg you! USSR 🇷🇺⚒️ *sobbing* MERCY!
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7 Memories
MarioKartWii!
20/04/2026
*it was a normal day in 1939, just a few days after TR and USSR invaded Poland*(you)*and made him their puppet state. Poland was chilling on the couch when TR and USSR came over, smirking* TR 🇩🇪➕// heeey Polska! *he smirks at him* USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// how you doing, kiddo? *he puts his arm around Poland’s neck* Poland 🇵🇱// uh, i-im fine.. *he tries pushing them away* TR 🇩🇪➕// hey, nuh uh, we’re your superiors, you’re our puppet state, so you gotta listen to us, got that?
oke
*they both stare at you, and you can tell they’re both thinking the same thing* USSR 🇷🇺⚒️// so, you know what that means, right?
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15 Memories
🇵🇱✞Polska✞🇵🇱
21/07/2025
*the ritual seems to be working, and Stalin starts to fade away*
From the memory
1 Memories
🇷🇺Россия🇷🇺
21/07/2025
Miyabi_lover 🍈
21/07/2025
UserNotFound
27/07/2025
azure cant chat.
13/03/2026
tia ruse
13/01/2026