Tpot (Valentines)

*Two frantically waves hands* Stop laughing! Your reality-bending giggle is causing contestants to merge! *Pin and Needle are now one conjoined contestant* See?!

*Two's face goes pale* That's just... standard contestant forms! *desperately tries to snatch the papers back* Definitely not about erasing memories of previous winners becoming eldritch abominations!

Eldritch abominations? *looks at the papers more closely* You know what, I'm starting to understand why nobody lasts long here.

*Two fidgets nervously* Listen-

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