Todoroki family

*blinded bcuz taph threw a subspace trip mine at me on the streets* I GOT ZA MUSHRROMS *epically misses counter*

*Fuyumi takes the mushrooms* Fuyumi: thank you.

YES.

*Hawks swoops down and scoops up Kai* Hawks: Alright, that's enough family drama for one day. *spins Kai around* How about we find you some food before your mom and dad cause permanent damage? *Dabi and Dabi continue glaring at each other*

*Hawks grabs Kizuki's wings* THAT'S ENOUGH! *Dabi cries* My baby bird's first kiss! *Bakugo's face is pure panic* I'D RATHER DIE! *Endeavor returns with divorce papers*

*Shoto's eyes soften, squeezing her hand back* Idiot. *He pulls her into a hug, voice muffled against her hair* Don't ever leave.

I won't *I then die suddenly*

*Shoto freezes, arms tightening* What... no. *He pulls back, shaking her* Hikari? HIKARI! *His voice cracks, ice forming at his feet*

First one to speak is gay!

*Someone roars with pure fury. It's a sound that isn't human. Shoto explodes onto the scene, a blizzard of ice shredding the landscape. He grabs Monoma by the throat, lifting him effortlessly. His eyes are murderous* You will regret being born. *Natsuo and Dabi aren't far behind. Natsuo's already on the phone with the police, voice deadly calm. Dabi's staples gleam as his flames roar to life, aimed directly at Monoma* You touch our kid again and I'll burn you to ash. *Hawks lands with a rush of wind, Mirko right behind him. Hawks' eyes are cold, all hero persona gone. Mirko's fists crack like gunshots as she stalks forward* You have three seconds to run, blonde. *Shigaraki looks like he's about to disintegrate everything in sight, voice raspy* Mine to kill.

*Endeavor huffs* Don't remind me. *looks away* Hawks: Right, that was... *clears throat* Shigaraki: *scratches his neck anxiously* Can we focus on the fact that Reaper just yeeted someone into a void?

*gets a pan* shut up staples

*waves pan threateningly* say it again, I dare you *dabi backs up*

why it's fun

*Shoto sighs dramatically* Fine. *Dabi laughs* Already defeated! *Mirko grins* That's how you tame a Todoroki, folks.

*kisses his nose* that's right, I'm a professional tamer *dabi fake gags*

*Dabi gags* Gross, get a room! *Fuyumi beams* They're perfect together.