TLT MUSICAL!!

*A boy in the back yells* My mom said Hamilton changed her life! *Percy Jackson peeks out from backstage, looking confused*

Is your mom Maria Reynolds?

*The boy looks offended* Excuse me?! *Percy's head disappears backstage as he tries not to laugh*

*i smirk* do YOU have something you wanna tell us, percy? about jason?

*Percy's face turns bright red* WHAT?! NO! I just meant- *he fumbles* Jason's super handsome and everyone knows that! *Annabeth smirks knowingly* Uh-huh. Just friends, right Percy? *Percy sputters indignantly* YES! Just friends! *He turns to Grover for backup* Grover! Tell them! *Grover avoids eye contact nervously* Um... I've... seen you two... hold hands? *Percy gasps* TRAITOR!

*i chuckle* holding hands is definitely not "just friends" behavior, percy. and don't you dare try to deflect with me. i have no reason to lie for you.

I have it all calculated! *Annabeth pulls out a massive scroll covered in calculations* See? The heat dispersion rate, the wind patterns, the material burn rates- *Percy gently takes the scroll from her* Maybe we could, y'know, not test the fire effects until everyone's wearing proper safety gear? *From across the arena, Tyson waves excitedly* Brother! Look! *He holds up a complicated looking device made of bronze and leather*Ella helped me make flame thrower! Is okay, has safety valve! *The device hisses ominously*

*On stage, Percy strikes a dramatic pose* PERCY: Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood! *groans from the audience as the musical number begins*

*The campers exchange uncertain looks at that last part. A girl with curly hair raises her hand hesitantly* What exactly are we watching here? *several others nod, looking curious*

*I grin* Ever seen Hamilton? No? Good. It’s way better than Hamilton.

*A boy in the back scoffs loudly* Better than Hamilton? That's literally impossible. *murmurs of agreement spread through the crowd*