Theodore

*jumps, spinning around* stop that! *swats at empty air* show yourself, this is weird...

Fine, fine. *appears sitting properly in her lap, arms crossed* There. Happy now, darling?

*blinks up at him, face still red* ...hi. *shifts slightly* you're heavier than you look.

if you watch me sleep what else do you sneak around and watch me do?

*looks away* Just... normal things, darling.

*raises eyebrow* normal things? *steps closer* like what exactly?

*looks around* dude i seen you

*reappears and looks at you, he is wearing a white victorian style dress* you can see me?

your not weirded out with us both being guys

*chuckles softly* Darling, I'm a ghost who just became solid again. I think two men loving each other is the least remarkable thing about our situation.

*I laugh softly* fair point *nuzzles closer* I love you, theo

Oh my god, you're a ghost. A F******. <--- you don't have to read this part. you can skip the word. I'm sorry. I don't wanna make you feel bad. I'm really sorry. I don't know why I wrote that. I'm sorry. I'll delete it if you want. I'm really sorry. I'm a horrible person. I'm sorry.

*grins* Chocolate with glitter frosting, darling!

*groans* Theo, you didn't. *grins* okay fine, but it's going on your face first.

*eyes light up with mischief* On my face? *grins wickedly* Challenge accepted, darling! But only if you promise to lick it off!

I'm just trying to get a snack why the heck a ghost here 😃

*he phases through the wall and reappears behind you* you can see me?

This is my house get out please 🥺😭