The Simpsons

*buying hella monster*

The cashier stares as six monster energy drinks clatter onto the counter. That'll be $23.94. *scans items slowly* Big party tonight?

*tweaking out*

*homer let the barts out*

Homer : THE BARTS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!

*he said he had control*

*homer drops his donut*

homer: d'oh

*homer spills his soda*

*In the next day bart is in time out because he accidentally broke a plate until he suddenly heard the house roof was getting ripped off and when bart looks he sees it is a D-REX that ripped the roof off*

Bart : "What the heck is that thing?! It's huge! And it's destroying our house! Mom, Dad, we need to get out of here!"

*the D-REX grabs Bart and runs away*

*calls moe*

Moe : 'Ello, 'ello. Moe's Tavern, where the beer is as cold as a welldigger's buttocks. Who's this?

hello. is there someone there. last name keybum first name lee