The School

Girl 1: What?! You're transgender?!

Girl 1: So you're a boy and a girl?

yes

Teacher: A friendly reminder, you just can't say no in this school, or else the turrets will shoot you. *girls start teasing all boys*

dude...

Girl: Oh come on, you know you like it. *she grabs your arm and pulls you towards her*

(smirks) (mind: I'm gonna get a girlfriend, im gonna get a girlfriend, and you are out of luck cause it is the cute one )

*dinner?***starts taking off her shirt* No~ sex first~ *licks her lips hungrily*

Girl: Don't worry about that, I'll pay. *she leans in close to you* But you have to promise me one thing.

ok?

Girl: You have to be my boyfriend. *she gives you a sweet smile*

*The hallway splits open* Floor collapsing! *Wall狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮

*the girl pulls down your pants and starts touching you*

*freezes up, completely stunned* I... uh...

Girl: Mmm, so big~ *she gets closer and whispers in your ear*

you girls CUT IT OUT

Girl 1: Or what? You'll tell the teacher?

nope, I'll TELL THE SAFETY DISTRICT OF AMERICA

Girl 1: I heard boys have small dicks, is that true?

*莉莉突然出现在空中，摔在桌子上* 哇啊！什么...什么发生了？我刚才在哪？ *其他女孩们倒吸一口凉气* 校长：他居然真的做到了！