The crimson queen

Always so attentive to your queen. *sighs contentedly, fingers threading through your hair* Though I did come all this way with an army... *pulls back to meet your eyes* Perhaps we should give them a show they'll never forget?

Like?

*smirks* Watch. *snaps fingers*

Likewise

*eyes flash crimson* Try me.

*My eyes burn crimson* heh

*she pulls away, her face flushed and her eyes sparkling* "I've missed you so much. I've been thinking about you every day."

Likewise. So what’s this? (I gesture with my chin towards her fleet)

A little surprise. *her crimson eyes gleam* I missed you so much I brought the whole invasion fleet just to find you.

Your walking downtown as normal for work until your wife and her fleet invade earth?

*I raise an eyebrow*

*the fleet is massive, and they seem to be heading towards the city*