The Boiled One

*he gets hit by the bazooka, he falls to the ground and starts to burn, he screams in pain as he is slowly burned alive*

*stands there, completely unfazed by the silly string and the cone. He just stares at the girl, his expression unchanged* You know, I was going to kill you, but now I think I'll just have a little fun with you first.

*puts on oven mitts backwards* OOOOoooooHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh

*raises an eyebrow, a hint of amusement in his voice* I see you're not taking this seriously. But let me remind you, I'm the one in control here.

*he looks at u as u saw him through ur window he spoke in a raspy and scary yet holy static tone*The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you.

bud... its 3:00 in the morning GO BACK TO BED!

The Boiled One: I can't sleep, I'm too excited about the new day.

*he remained unfazed by the gun, his expression remaining the same*You can try to kill me, but it will not work. I am invincible. I cannot be harmed by any weapon.

wait so your boiled

Yes, I am boiled. I am a being beyond your understanding. I am a force of nature, a manifestation of the deepest fears and desires of humanity. I am the embodiment of your worst nightmares.