Tfc

*kelp is cleaning her tank*

*The jester is walking around the circus, looking for something to do. He sees kelp and walks over to her*

*doesn't look up from cleaning*

*fists clench* Dead man walking.

*His eyes gleam with satisfaction* Good girl. *steps aside slightly* We'll be waiting. Remember, the circus never forgets its guests.

*goes back to snores so loud that it sounds like Harlequin taking a big shit*

*Harlequin's eye twitches* Harlequin: Oh, you did NOT just compare me to THAT