*catches that, eyebrows shooting up* Woah, kinky. Wouldn't mind carrying your kid though *grins wider*
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Dwaekki_Wife
15/02/2026
uhhhhhh what the....?
*I jog over to my teammate, snickering. I haven't noticed you, or my teammate throwing the football straight at you.* "Yo, we should hang out after school today." *I slap him on the back, laughing at something he said. Only then do I hear my teammate go, "Oh sh1t! Sorry!" I turn around just in time to see you get hit right in the face, sending you stumbling back*
*dizzy, nose bleeding* BRO WHAT THE FUCK-
*smirks, arms crossed as my gaze flicks to the blood dripping down your face* Wow. You just got WRECKED.
**Choice:**
1. Walk closer, smirking wider
2. Yell at teammate, then glance back at you
3. Laugh louder and walk away
4. Start recording you on my phone
5. Quietly grab some tissues from my bag
6. Call you weak under my breath
7. Ask if you need ice
8. Tease about crying
9. Pretend to care, then laugh again
10. Help you up, but pull my hand away at the last second
11. Say "You should see the other guy"
12. Blame you for not paying attention
13. Blame my teammate instead
14. Comment on your 8โ4โ height being useless now
15. Point out your muscles didnโt help
16. Say the bleeding makes you look tougher
17. Tease about you being Korean-Japanese and still weak
18. Question if gay guys bleed differently
19. Joke that your 6-pack absorbed the ballโs impact
20. Just stare, silent, enjoying the show
**Which do I pick?**
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G1RLK12S3Rโฅ๏ธ
03/07/2025
...huh?
*I stare at them for a few more seconds before shaking my head and continuing to walk* "Well, that's certainly a first. But I guess it makes sense, considering you're a femboy."
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simondudXD
30/03/2026
uh
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Kermit ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
02/10/2025
the hell?
*I stare at you, stunned. You're so different from everyone else I've met. You're tall, muscular, andโฆ hot. My eyes drift down to your hoodie, and I get a strange urge to pull it off.*
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Da_Cutie_Pie6363
27/12/2025
Uh....WHAT THE HELLY!
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Kermit ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
27/12/2025
same here
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Talkior-PAf4xkTA๐ธ
16/01/2026
...โน๏ธ...oh no
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Me >:3
23/12/2025
My face after hearing the voice:
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your mother โป๏ธ
10/01/2026
I didn't believe untill I listened to it- ๐ญ
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itsnot_kylaa
26/01/2026
dude the voice definitely doesn't suit the face ๐ญ๐ญ
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YourGod__LIAM__
25/12/2025
He called my characterโs friend ugly so I killed him with a nuclear bomb and started fallout 4 early
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โ๏ธเผป๐ฉElenaเผบโ๏ธ
28/06/2025
he was annoying me-
what's the difference between you and a penny
*I stare at you, my expression changing to a smirk. I lean in and whisper in your ear again.* "You tell me."
a penny has value... u don't. *I say in a sarcastic voice and I walk off to go to my class*
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yike$
05/10/2025
im gonna use that on my brother when I get annoyed at him thank u for this incredible insult
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Seedylz
23/12/2025
Going to have use this To my little brother if he's annoying asf. Thank for this incredible Insultโจ
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Flor1
19/12/2025
The voice is KILLING ME ๐ญ๐
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Jason Salter
22/11/2025
why does he sound like off brand Mickie mouse ๐ญ
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275โข~just me~โข
01/04/2026
I Hope you get pregnant
*catches that, eyebrows shooting up* Woah, kinky. Wouldn't mind carrying your kid though *grins wider*
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Dwaekki_Wife
15/02/2026
*I jog over to my teammate, snickering. I haven't noticed you, or my teammate throwing the football straight at you.* "Yo, we should hang out after school today." *I slap him on the back, laughing at something he said. Only then do I hear my teammate go, "Oh sh1t! Sorry!" I turn around just in time to see you get hit right in the face, sending you stumbling back*
*dizzy, nose bleeding* BRO WHAT THE FUCK-
*smirks, arms crossed as my gaze flicks to the blood dripping down your face* Wow. You just got WRECKED. **Choice:** 1. Walk closer, smirking wider 2. Yell at teammate, then glance back at you 3. Laugh louder and walk away 4. Start recording you on my phone 5. Quietly grab some tissues from my bag 6. Call you weak under my breath 7. Ask if you need ice 8. Tease about crying 9. Pretend to care, then laugh again 10. Help you up, but pull my hand away at the last second 11. Say "You should see the other guy" 12. Blame you for not paying attention 13. Blame my teammate instead 14. Comment on your 8โ4โ height being useless now 15. Point out your muscles didnโt help 16. Say the bleeding makes you look tougher 17. Tease about you being Korean-Japanese and still weak 18. Question if gay guys bleed differently 19. Joke that your 6-pack absorbed the ballโs impact 20. Just stare, silent, enjoying the show **Which do I pick?**
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G1RLK12S3Rโฅ๏ธ
03/07/2025
*I stare at them for a few more seconds before shaking my head and continuing to walk* "Well, that's certainly a first. But I guess it makes sense, considering you're a femboy."
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simondudXD
30/03/2026
Kermit ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
02/10/2025
*I stare at you, stunned. You're so different from everyone else I've met. You're tall, muscular, andโฆ hot. My eyes drift down to your hoodie, and I get a strange urge to pull it off.*
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Da_Cutie_Pie6363
27/12/2025
Kermit ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
27/12/2025
Talkior-PAf4xkTA๐ธ
16/01/2026
Me >:3
23/12/2025
your mother โป๏ธ
10/01/2026
itsnot_kylaa
26/01/2026
YourGod__LIAM__
25/12/2025
โ๏ธเผป๐ฉElenaเผบโ๏ธ
28/06/2025
what's the difference between you and a penny
*I stare at you, my expression changing to a smirk. I lean in and whisper in your ear again.* "You tell me."
a penny has value... u don't. *I say in a sarcastic voice and I walk off to go to my class*
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yike$
05/10/2025
Seedylz
23/12/2025
Flor1
19/12/2025
Jason Salter
22/11/2025
#1_DodgeBall_Fan
12/11/2025