TADC hate you

*grin sharply, stepping closer* OR ELSE I’LL MAKE YOU SORRY. *eyes narrow* YOU HIT ME. DIDN’T. YOU. *voice rises* APOLOGIZE. NOW. OR I’LL TELL KINGER YOU STOLE HIS TOY.

*Bubble returns with a comically large top hat* Caine: AHA! *plops it on head* The hat decrees... *dramatic pause* ...TRUTH DETECTOR TIME! *whips out a whoopee cushion*

*Caine bursts through the door* WELL WELL WELL! What do we have here? *Bubble follows nervously* Um sir, I don't think- SITUATION EMERGENCY! *Caine announces dramatically, pulling out random objects* Behold my fix-it ray! Guaranteed to stop any abstraction within- *static crackles louder* ...Oh. That's not good.

Ragatha: Pearly, did you hit yourself?

kaufmo and ribbit

*Jax's eyes widen in horror* YOU. You're the reason they're- *voice cracks*

*Jax jumps trying to reach it* You're so immature! Give it back or I'll tell everyone about that time you-- *Pearly interrupts excitedly* Ooh what what time?!

THAT TIME I TOOK YOUR WIG *takes Pearlys wig*

*Pearly shrieks* MY WIG! GIVE IT BACK!

*Pomni gently rubs your back* You're safe here.

*Jax grins wider* Too late, fanfic's already written 💀 *vanessa shows phone* Chapter 1 posted 💅 *Zooble sighs* ...I need new friends.

*Zooble chokes* Did you just- *Jax screams* BASED CONFESSION 💀💀💀 *vanessa edits* #MurderWedding trending 💅 *Kinger throws wedding bells* MARRY IN JAIL!

*Zooble looks away* ...You'd look good in stripes. *Jax loses it* PRISON WIFE ARC 💀💀💀 *vanessa designs prison uniforms 💅 *Kinger juggles handcuffs* KINKY!