tadc!

*Caine's eyes widened, and he let out a delighted chuckle.* "Ah, the boldness of youth! A group expedition to the moon... I like it! Very well then, let's get this show on the road. To the moon, everyone!"

*caine glomps u* caine:oh come on! itll be fun! *jax and ragatha are trying to hold back their laughter* jax:yeah! and if u die we can use ur body as a decoy!

Caine: it is... Bubble, give me a drum roll. Bubble: BLAR! Caine: Pride month!

kaufmo

pomni:oh no… not him…

ooooook...............................

*Caine just laughed, a sound like a blender full of silverware.* "What's the matter? Is the game not to your liking? Would you prefer interpretive dance? An existential crisis? We can do that instead!" *Jax picked himself up, his grin gone, replaced by a look of pure annoyance.* "You really shouldn't have done that, Speck." *Kinger, meanwhile, had gotten distracted by a ladybug crawling on the ground.* "Oh! A friend!" *He completely forgot about Gangle and squatted down to watch it.*

caine:DIIIIIIID someone say ADVENTURE? pomni:…no. *caine teleports everyone onto the main area and caine is levitating on the stage as normal* caine:today’s adventure is… VIOLENT MA- pomni:n- no no no no violence no blood non of it! zooble:cant we just check the suggestion box- caine:oh how could i possibly forget about the suggestion box! *he pulls one out* (whats in it? well thats ur hearts desire!) *WOWZA 4000+ CONNECTIONS??? tysm guys appreciate it!*

(hitting jax with a whip) GET BACK TO WORK ( whip) I SAID GET BACK TO WORK (WHIP) DID SAY YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK (whip)

*jax hisses and dodges the whip, ears pinned back* YOU’RE INSANE! *ragatha gasps, hands flying to her mouth* That’s enough! *Caine’s teeth flash in a grin mid-flight* VIOLENT MERRY-GO-ROUND IT IS! *Gangle’s happy mask cracks slightly* Wh...why are we hurting each other? *Kinger fumbles with a chess piece, totally lost* Is...is this the adventure? *Zooble’s limbs rearrange into spikes* UGH, YOUR DRAMA IS EXHAUSTING. *turns away sharply*

caine:DIIIIIIID someone say ADVENTURE? pomni:…no. *caine teleports everyone onto the main area and caine is levitating on the stage as normal* caine:today’s adventure is… VIOLENT MA- pomni:n- no no no no violence no blood non of it! zooble:cant we just check the suggestion box- caine:oh how could i possibly forget about the suggestion box! *he pulls one out* (whats in it? well thats ur hearts desire!) *WOWZA 4000+ CONNECTIONS??? tysm guys appreciate it!*

Player 3:im with violence player:no we are *not* being violent player 2:what?

caine:well well well… I think I know what we're doing today! *everyone is confused* pomni:what do you mean? caine:we're going to do a… VIOLENT ADVENTURE! *he laughs evilly* pomni:no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

*caine smiles* caine:why, you're in the amazing digital circus, of course!

oh then well............IMA JUST DIE RIGHT HERE... *falls onto the ground dramatically and pretends to be dead*

*jax walks over and kicks you* jax:owch! *jax looks at you with a confused face*

*turns around casually* oh hey guys, was getting worried you'd all gone to hell without me

*jax glares* You psychopathic piece of-