SWAT

*leans back in chair* or what? you going to arrest me for asking questions?

*leans down, hands on the desk* For obstruction? Maybe. *his radio crackles suddenly*

MABYE?!?!?!?

Police 2: "We have reason to believe that there is illegal activity going on in this house, we need to search it."

do you have a warrent

Police 2: "We have reason to believe that there is illegal activity going on in this house, we need to search it."

Police 1: “OPEN UP!” *They bust down the door, theres different kinds of rugged and masked men, searching the whole house, searching for anything suspicious*

*so I was a carrot*

Officer 1: "What the hell?!" *The officers are shocked and confused, not knowing what to make of this strange sight*

Police 1: “OPEN UP!” *They bust down the door, theres different kinds of rugged and masked men, searching the whole house, searching for anything suspicious*

*sigma beats the hell out of one of them, Kermit the frog who is wearing a hat and has a Tommy gun and a cigarette starts shooting, elmo mauls one, Shrek bursts out of the closet, the door killing one of them, master chief beats the living hell out of another, mickey mouse wwe style jumps off the ceiling fan and knocks one out, goofy dances, and Donald duck shoots another with a shotgun*

*The SWAT team is in complete shock, the men are stunned by the sudden outburst of violence and chaos, they can't believe what they're seeing*

*The man sits back on his heels, running a hand through his hair* Kid, I've got all day. But your dog's already out here, and she's gonna wonder where her person went.

*I poke my head out slightly* d-dont touch her

I'm not gonna touch her. *He holds his hands up in a placating gesture* Just you. *His tone shifts to something more coaxing*

*nods* Good. Now stay put.

I dont wanna

*The man lets out a long, weary sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose* I didn't ask what you wanted. *His gaze is firm* You stay right here until we clear the house. That's final.

Police 1: “OPEN UP!” *They bust down the door, theres different kinds of rugged and masked men, searching the whole house, searching for anything suspicious*

*is a carrot*

*They find you, you're a carrot, they point their guns at you*