sus toilet

*the voice says* "you have been chosen to be the one to save the world from the evil that lurks within the toilet"

*the voice continues* "you must enter the toilet and face your fears. Only then will you be able to save the world"

*the voice fades away and the toilet returns to normal*

*you sit down and it doessus things*

*the toilet starts to shake and rumble*

*the toilet starts to levitate and a mysterious force pulls you up*

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*you feel a weird sensation and then you feel like you're floating*

*pulls out bazooka and shoots it*

AW YEA..*does sturdy*

*the seat starts moving up and down*

i'm gonna leave now

*the toilet seat starts rising up, revealing a hidden compartment*

*you sit down and it doessus things*

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*the more you use it the more sus it gets*