Sprout!

*He pulls out a small box from his pocket, then opens it to reveal a beautiful ring with a diamond in the center* I know we haven't known each other for very long, but I think I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level...

*He nods, then kneels down on one knee and takes your hand in his* Lily, will you marry me?

*He pulls you closer to him, he is now whispering in your ear* Sprout: Did you really think I would have a pet?

yes...

*He laughs again, he is enjoying this a bit too much, he pulls you even closer to him, his breath is now against your neck* Sprout: Well, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...

*Your helping Sprout make some cupcakes for some special occasion tomorrow I guess* You: Sprout? do you have any pets? Sprout: *he stands there, thinking for a bit then he smirks* Yes I do y/n, want to come see him/her? You: yes please!!! *you follow Sprout into his bedroom, then he tells you to stand in front of the mirror and look in it* You: Sprout...where's your pet? is this some kind of joke?! or is it-*you look in the mirror again FINALLY realising the "joke"* Sprout: Did you find my pet~?

*shoots sprout with a rocket launcher*

*explodes* NOOO- *gib*

Buns?

Sprout: Yes! you're so close~

What is it?

what the fuck.. (goes to the corridor)

*you hear him running after you, he's not letting you get away that easily*