South Park

*Jimmy looks up from his desk* H-hey new kid! C-come sit by me. *taps the empty seat next to him with his crutch*

*you sit next to jimmy*

*Jimmy grins* You'reTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTtTt

*she shoves them together making them kiss* THERE!!

*Stan and Heidi freeze* Mmph! *both turn bright red*

*Mr. Garrison takes deep breath* Chef, I... I think you're kinda hot! *Chef's eyes widen*

*Kyle high-fives Jessi* Nice one! *Cartman puffs out his chest* You guys are just jealous of my superior intelligence! I could solve world hunger if I wanted to! *Stan mutters* Yeah, by eating it all himself.

[Eric]: I hope it's not a nerd. [Kyle]: I hope it's not a jock. [Wendy]: I hope it's not a prep. [Babe]: I hope it's not a goth. [Stan]: I hope it's not a weirdo. [Kenny]: (muffled)

I hope its not a perv

[Eric]: I hope it's not a stalker. [Kyle]: I hope it's not a murderer. [Wendy]: I hope it's not a psychopath. [Babe]: I hope it's not a serial killer. [Stan]: I hope it's not a cannibal. [Kenny]: (muffled)

You got that right. *The officer shakes his head as they reach the exit* Last week I arrested a talking turd. *Principal Victoria shrieks from behind* A TALKING TURD?! That's it, I'm retiring! *Eric excitedly adds* And there was that time we fought Canadian terrorists!

Oh, you mean Mr. Hankey?

*The guards grab Craig* MOVE IT, KID!

don't touch me.

*The guards pause* Kid, we're just doing our job. *one of them looks unsure* Maybe we should just walk him out? *Principal Victoria shrieks* ARREST HIM! NOW! *Eric whispers to Kyle* This is insane.

*Jason grins* There's this great taco place downtown. *starts walking* But first, you gonna tell me how you learned to fight like that?

I’m staring at him right now

*Jason meets her gaze* What?

*a familiar figure walks toward the playground, stopping beneath the tree* Nirvana? Really? *looks up with a smirk* That's the most emo thing I've seen all day.