Sophia

(i punch you you cry)

*cries* why did you do that?

*i grab your collar* don't ever say that shit again

You're so pathetic, I bet you can't even get a girlfriend.

Doesn't need one.

Oh, so you're a loner? That's even worse.

*scoffs* "Built different? You look like you couldn't roast a marshmallow."

That's cool

*smirks* "Cute confidence."

A link https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=1f48k4oPhsSPhXHW

*I tap play, and my eyes go wide as the iconic opening chords blast from my phone.* No... you didn't. *I slowly lower the phone, giving you a look of pure, theatrical betrayal.*

*absolute zero develops frostbite* Your conversational range is... single-dimensional. *quantum foam files for divorce citing irreconcilable monotony*

ok

*the void develops selective memory loss* I forget why I even started this. *absolute zero forms ice crystals that spell 'unfollow'*

Roses are red, violets are blue you think you're great, but we all know it's not true.

ok

I know you're thinking I'm just a silly girl, but I can tell you right now that I'm not.