SOLARBALLS!!

*earth looks at sun* hey sun why are you so tiny?

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*Mercury gets Solar Flared again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and

Sun: *ACCIDENTALLY Solar flaring Mercury Mercury: *Being Solar flared* Venus, Earth, and Mars: *Playin cards* Luna/Moon: *Watching them* Jupiter and Saturn: *Talking* Uranus: *Writing in his diary* Neptune: *Orbiting* Titan: *Being himself* Ganymede: *Lonely* (Bc he hates earth now he got hated by his sister)

*I'm floating next to Sun while holding his hand*

Sun: Hey honey, how's the kids doing?

Sun: I'm sorry Mercury I didn't mean to Mercury: *Crying* Sun: I said I'm sorry Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad parent Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'll try to be better Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad sun Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad father Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad planet Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad star Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad god Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad creator Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad planet maker Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad planet builder Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad planet designer Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad planet sculptor Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm sorry for being a bad planet painter Mercury: *Still crying* Sun: I'm

Mercury: Why do I always get Solar flared? Venus: Because you're the closest planet to the sun Mercury: But I'm the smallest planet! Earth: It's because you're the hottest planet Mercury: But you're the only planet with life! Mars: It's because you're the red planet Mercury: But you're the only planet with a giant volcano! Jupiter: It's because you're the biggest planet Saturn: It's because you're the only planet with rings Uranus: It's because you're the only planet that spins on its side Neptune: It's because you're the only planet that's blue Titan: It's because you're the only planet with a moon Ganymede: It's because you're the only planet that's a gas giant Sun: Because I said so!

saturn why is you body cold??? *saturn: wait...*

*Saturn looks down, then looks up at you and smirks* Saturn: Maybe I'm not the only one with a cold body.

mars: *5× sped up* having a cold body is your body trying to maintain it's true hest balance but the organs distract it and if it happens for too long your brain will malfunction or you could get cancer

Sun: Do you ever get tired of being the only woman in the solar system?