SOLARBALLS!!!!

femboy. *neptune said.* youre a femboy.

*Mercury’s smirk vanishes, replaced by a look of pure shock and offense.* Excuse me? *He whispers, his voice dangerously low.* Did you just call me a femboy?

*Venus smirks* Gay. *Saturn sniffles* Can we get snacks now?

*scoffs* yeah? well you and mars are literally always bickering like an old married couple

*Venus' face turns red* WE ARE NOT- *Mars chokes on popcorn* Bro chill! *Sun giggles* Oooooh drama~

*Sun just laughs, pointing at the bathroom door* Someone's a lightweight! *He turns back to the screen, completely unfazed*

*from bathroom* I hate you SO much right now! *turns on the faucet* this is all your fault!

*Sun yells back, not taking his eyes off the screen* You're welcome! *He giggles* I'm broadening your cinematic horizons!

*ducks under couch* NEVER! Ill just find random movies to watch *picks human centipede*

*Sun's eyes widen, a manic grin spreading across his face* OH NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE! Play it! Play it NOW!

*looks at screen* wait no this is- *sun already hits play* oh god oh god

*Sun smirks, leaning even closer* Zoned out, huh? *eyes gleaming with amusement* You sure you weren't just lost in my eyes? *grinning playfully*

*face burning red* Y-Your EYES?! Don't be ridiculous!

*grins wider* Red suits you!

*Sun's glare intensifies* *Sun* I swear to god Neptune if you don't shut the hell up I will throw you out the window *Sun's eyes start to glow red*

*hands up defensively* okay okay! *floats backwards slowly* I'll be good now, promise!