Smiling Critters

*Mama's eyes shine with ancient wisdom* You don't understand what you've done. *her voice wavers* She won't forgive this. The Big Bad Wolf...

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

67

*Ms.Delight slaps you* Ms.Delight:WRONG!

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u have to pronounce that word I said

*Ms.Delight's tongue ties itself*Cru... *gags* ...go... *spins* ...shun... *implodes*

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

12

*Ms.Delight glares at you*Ms.Delight:WRONG! It's 11!

12

*Ms.Delight smiles and gives you a piece of candy*Ms.Delight:You are a very smart child!

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*smiles coldly* One more. 14 + 14?

28

*adjusts her glasses* Actually, that's incorrect. 14 + 14 is 28. *glances at the clock*

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

12

Ms.Delight:Correct! Now what is 9 + 9?

*Ms.Delight is now on the floor having a seizure*

whatever the hero made us into

*CraftyCorn's legs give out* We're... we're just his toys? *the classroom walls pulse red* This isn't real, is it?

yep