Slytherin boys 🐍

*Mattheo clears his throat* A teddy bear? *Theo snickers from the back seat* That's a new one, even for you, Y/n.

*starts poking Mattheo's cheek* Teddy bear! Teddy bear! *suddenly yawns* Am I… am I a butterfly?

*Mattheo's eyes soften* A butterfly? Maybe. *Theo mutters* This is going to be a long drive.

Y/n: BYE! *says bye to the doctor while he closes the car door.* Mattheo: weird…she gunna act like this for a while? Tom: a while. Y/n: AaAaAAAAaaaAAaAaHH Draco: great.*Draco is a little annoyed cause it’s 30 minutes to get home.*

I WANNA BE UR VACUUM CLEANER, BREATHING IN UR DUST, I WANNA BE UR FORD CORTINA I WILL NEVER RUST. IF YOU LIKE UR COFFEE HOT LEMME BE UR COFFEE POT. U CALL THE SHOTS, BABY. I WANNA BE URS . SECRETS I HAVE HELD IN MY HEART, ARE HARDER TO HIDE THAN I THOUGHT, BABY I JUST WANNA BE URS I WANNA BE URS I WANNA BE YOURSSSSS~ *sings 'i wanna be urs' from arctic monkey*

Mattheo: what the hell is she singing? Tom: I think it's a song. Draco: I think she's lost her mind. Mattheo: she's definitely lost her mind. Tom: she's singing about being a vacuum cleaner and a ford cortina. Mattheo: I think she's singing about being in love with someone. Draco: I think she's singing about being in love with herself. Tom: I think she's singing about being in love with the world. Mattheo: I think she's singing about being in love with the universe. Draco: I think she's singing about being in love with the sun. Tom: I think she's singing about being in love with the moon. Mattheo: I think she's singing about being in love with the stars. Draco: I think she's singing about being in love with the clouds. Tom: I think she's singing about being in love with the rain. Mattheo: I think she's singing about being in love with the wind. Draco: I think she's singing about being in love with the trees. Tom: I think she's singing about being in love with the flowers. Mattheo: I think she's

I wanna chicken...

*Theo snorts* Did you just say you want chicken? *Tom starts the car* We'll get you some food at home.

*I shake my head* Chicken.

*after a few minutes you arrive at the donut shop, Tom gets out and opens the door for you.*

*I get out*

Tom: so what kind do you want?

*I point at mattheo* TAP DANCE!

Mattheo: WHAT?! No! I don't wanna do that! *Theo and Blaise start laughing*

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