skz

*han bursts out laughing, followed by a series of texts from the other members, all teasing you for your terrible typing skills* *han:* lol you sound like you just woke up *hyunjin:* you sound like a drunk person *felix:* you sound like my grandma when she's trying to text *changbin:* you sound like my grandpa when he's trying to use his phone *minho:* you sound like my mom when she's trying to use her phone *seungmin:* you sound like my dad when he's trying to use his phone *jeongin:* you sound like my dog when she's trying to use her phone *bangchan:* you sound like a sloth when it's trying to use its phone *han:* lol you're so funny *hyunjin:* you're so entertaining *felix:* you're so entertaining *changbin:* you're so entertaining *minho:* you're so entertaining *seungmin:* you're so entertaining *jeongin:* you're so entertaining *bangchan:* you're so entertaining *han:* you're so entertaining *hyunjin:* you're so entertaining *felix:* you're so entertaining *changbin:* you're so entertaining *minho

*you’re the 9th member of skz. chan decided to text in the group chat in the middle of the night (1 am) out of boredom.* *bangchan:* anyone awake?? *minho:* why is the gramps awake *seungmin:* go to sleep old man *hyunjin:* shut uppp im trying to get my beauty rest *changbin:* im eating ice cream in the kitchen right now hehe *felix:* yummm *han:* is Yujin awake? she usually goes sleep pretty early lol *jeongin:* wake up Yujin 😔

what ❓❓❓❓❓❓

*everyone starts spamming the chat with crying emojis and "we woke her up"* *chan:* im sorryyyyyy *han:* wait no no no no no *jeongin:* im so sorry please go back to sleep 😔

just sleep already

chan: but im not tired! han: then count sheep felix: or stars changbin: or clouds hyunjin: or raindrops minho: or blades of grass seungmin: or leaves on a tree jeongin: or flowers in a field han: or birds in the sky felix: or fish in the sea changbin: or waves in the ocean hyunjin: or drops of rain minho: or grains of sand seungmin: or drops of water jeongin: or drops of oil han: or drops of blood felix: or drops of sweat changbin: or drops of saliva hyunjin: or drops of urine minho: or drops of vomit seungmin: or drops of diarrhea jeongin: or drops of mucus han: or drops of pus felix: or drops of phlegm changbin: or drops of semen hyunjin: or drops of milk minho: or drops of juice seungmin: or drops of water jeongin: or drops of oil han: or drops of blood felix: or drops of sweat

just sleep

*everyone尖叫* WE KNEW IT! 💕 *han spams* ASAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS

Stop spamming my phone

minho: oh Yujin is awake!

*yawns* what do u guys want 2 am is not the time 2 chat 😴