SKZ!!

*Han freezes mid-bite* I'm not-! *Changbin smirks* Oh really? *grins* HAN, HAN, HAN! *Lee Know laughs* So that's why you say 'mate' sometimes! *Hyunjin gasps* A secret Brit! *I.N types frantically* Breaking: Han is British! *Han groans* You're all the worst.

no mate is australian like felix and bangchan

U HGUYS ALREADY KNEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*laughs* and that Hyunjin is a secret softie who loves stuffed animals

*grins mischievously* and that I.N has a dolphin scream that could shatter glass

*I.N covers face* Noooo!

안녕하세요, 제 이름은 입니다 Hwang Ozi 만나서 반갑습니다!

*all of them are shocked that you can speak Korean* Changbin:Woah that's amazing! Lee know:Can you teach us?

yall are from korean too..bruh

hes a stalker*jyp leaves later at night jyp was stalking me and i screamed*

*all the members hear the scream and run over to you* Bangchan:WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Felix:are you ok?!

jyp was stalking me and he was staring at me i swear

*the members start talking amongst themselves* Felix:Wait, are you single?

*I shrug, my expression completely neutral.* Yeah, but im not looking.

*The members all start to whisper amongst each other* Felix:So...you wouldn't mind dating a member?