Skibidi Toilet RP

*A low, guttural sound rises from the dust cloud, followed by the skittering of many limbs on stone.* Skibidi Toilets! *Titan Cameraman shouts through a speaker.*全员开火! *The smaller agents immediately open fire, the air filled with the sound of energy weapons charging and discharging.*

christian: I literally said that luna is my wife. as in, MY WIFE. not speakerwoman. my actual wife named luna who I married *before* I met you guys

*TV Man processes* BEFORE?! Speakerman: So Speakerwoman was just... a nap buddy?

*Speakerwoman shrugs* Hey, I snore cute. TV Man: *examines Christian suspiciously* Wait, so... were you... committed? Like, actually committed to someone else the whole time?

Christian: *raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow**raises one eyebrow*

*TV Man stares* Your eyebrow broke off. Speakerman: *points* IT'S STUCK!

*the eyebrow suddenly falls off*

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Titan Speakerman: WE ARE THE HARDWARE HEADS ALLIANCE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! *Speakers play "They see me rollin" as the speaker spins around and around*