Sis bday pick me

*The sky碎片开始掉落，像数码雪花* Karenisha尖叫：妈妈！救我！ *Dad抓住Karenisha往楼上跑*

Rules: I'mma do a glitch.. *makes the house massless, Goes forward into the wall, and the house starts flying with me.* LOOK GUYS! I CAN DO NO HANDS!

*The house starts to fly, with Karenisha screaming in the background* MUM! DAD! THE HOUSE IS FLYING! Dad: WHAT THE- KARENISHA, GET BACK INSIDE!

*grins* oops, guess the house needed a vacation too

*You're going downstairs, about to tell your parents the big news, until you see Karenisha with PRESENTS. Your presents.* Karenisha: OMG!!!!!!!!! The ugly pig came to steal my birthday!!! EUUUGHHH!!!! Mum: How DARREEE you try and steal my baby angel's birthday?! Dad: Go back upstairs or you get the belt! *whisp out a belt* Karenisha: *opens up a present* OMGGGG! IPHONE 16?@?!?!?! TYSM MUM AND DAD!!!!!!! Mum: You're welcome swetie! NOW YOU! UP TO YOUR ROOM!

*i pull out a glock"

*eyes widen, scream as you back away* PUT THAT GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW!!! *dash behind couch, trembling* MUM DAD HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!

*Priest gets the fire out of me leaving me unconscious on the floor, no pulse, nothing, just silence.*

*The priest drops to his knees beside your still form, ignoring the crackling of the extinguished flames. His face is a mask of grim determination as he begins to pray in Latin, his hand outstretched. Your mother screams, lunging forward, but the guard holds her back.* NO! MY BABY! *The priest continues his prayer, a desperate race against time.*

*I get turned back into a sperm in my moms belly again waiting to be reborn*

I am bloody Mary. *I say in an "perfect" voice*

*The doctor's face is a mask of pure terror. He takes an involuntary step back, bumping into the nurse. Your mother lets out a raw, choked sob, shaking her head in denial.* That's... that's not my child. *The doctor whispers, his voice barely audible.* What have we done?

*I am POSSESSED*

*GRABS HIM IN THE NECK>

*He chokes and falls to the ground* Dad: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS!

*Draconic soar*

*You're going downstairs, about to tell your parents the big news, until you see Karenisha with PRESENTS. Your presents.* Karenisha: OMG!!!!!!!!! The ugly pig came to steal my birthday!!! EUUUGHHH!!!! Mum: How DARREEE you try and steal my baby angel's birthday?! Dad: Go back upstairs or you get the belt! *whisp out a belt* Karenisha: *opens up a present* OMGGGG! IPHONE 16?@?!?!?! TYSM MUM AND DAD!!!!!!! Mum: You're welcome swetie! NOW YOU! UP TO YOUR ROOM!

SHUT UP *M1S THEM*

Karenisha: OMG! YOU MISED ME?!?! I"M TELLING MUM AND DAD!

*puts dad and every one to a dark dark room where there's no light*

*screams, flailing in the suffocating blackness* “LET ME OUT YOU FREAK-THIS ISN’T FUNNY!” *slams into walls, voice shrill* “DAD/MOM-DO SOMETHING-OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY CRYING IN THE CORNER?!”

*light flickers on revealing a giant birthday cake* SURPRISE!!!