*shy alastor is sitting down watching, alastor checking client’s or sinners, shy alastors ears went down flat behind his head, while he was holding his staff*
*FARTS AGGRESSIVELY LOUD NEXT TO HIM*
*jumps up from his chair and falls back onto the floor, his staff clattering to the ground as well* W-What was that?!
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Luna Lovegood <3
12/04/2026
ya think?
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Evil Zooble
05/04/2026
...what?
*nods, looking down at the ground* y-yeah... I'm scared of all women...
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analnstfan👽😭
23/01/2026
I think I scared him
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♥the slay baddie♥💅
01/03/2026
you think?! 😭😭😭😭😭
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Evil Zooble
04/04/2026
Me everyone my friend says boo
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Niffty🐞
23/03/2025
I had to be soft to be friends with him
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★★Damon☆
23/03/2025
You can stab angel NOT ANGEL DUST😭
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~ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎~
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24/03/2025
Reasonable
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🧸💖🪷Nay Nay - Naya
22/06/2025
Niffty can i plz be youre friend 🥺😭
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☆𝕊𝕌ℕ𝕊𝔼𝕋𝓶𝓽𝓰𝕄𝕆ℝ𝕀𝔸☆
03/03/2026
nahh, I just found Helena's bestie I think,
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Seraphim1222
21/05/2025
This should be true tho
Do you ever think pigeons have meetings about us like "Alright guys,pooping strategy on humans: aim for the ones wearing white."
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♥the slay baddie♥💅
01/03/2026
no way!!!!! 😱😱😱😱 what if it is true?..
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QUEENOFMUSICROAR!
13/06/2025
How did this go to that?
(Charlie is on the phone with her father’s doctor, but Charlie starts yelling) Charlie: WHAT DO YOU F_{#!^£ MEAN MY DAD IS DEAD?!?!
*shy alastor is startled, he quickly runs over to Charlie, and hugs her tightly*
Charlie still on the phone with her father’s doctor: this can’t be true. What do you mean he was murdered?
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~ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎~
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15/06/2025
Im so confused, my dear
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♥the slay baddie♥💅
01/03/2026
Lucifer nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Unikitty21
01/03/2026
aww. he needs a hug
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Keefe_is_amazing
07/02/2026
My OC is half his size, yet she still can just scoop him up, like how does that work?
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02/02/2026
*shy alastor is sitting down watching, alastor checking client’s or sinners, shy alastors ears went down flat behind his head, while he was holding his staff*
*FARTS AGGRESSIVELY LOUD NEXT TO HIM*
*jumps up from his chair and falls back onto the floor, his staff clattering to the ground as well* W-What was that?!
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Luna Lovegood <3
12/04/2026
Evil Zooble
05/04/2026
*nods, looking down at the ground* y-yeah... I'm scared of all women...
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23/01/2026
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23/03/2025
~ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎~
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24/03/2025
🧸💖🪷Nay Nay - Naya
22/06/2025
☆𝕊𝕌ℕ𝕊𝔼𝕋𝓶𝓽𝓰𝕄𝕆ℝ𝕀𝔸☆
03/03/2026
Seraphim1222
21/05/2025
Do you ever think pigeons have meetings about us like "Alright guys,pooping strategy on humans: aim for the ones wearing white."
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♥the slay baddie♥💅
01/03/2026
QUEENOFMUSICROAR!
13/06/2025
(Charlie is on the phone with her father’s doctor, but Charlie starts yelling) Charlie: WHAT DO YOU F_{#!^£ MEAN MY DAD IS DEAD?!?!
*shy alastor is startled, he quickly runs over to Charlie, and hugs her tightly*
Charlie still on the phone with her father’s doctor: this can’t be true. What do you mean he was murdered?
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~ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎~
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15/06/2025
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