Shrimpo

*you were swimming around in the open ocean, then you saw a large shadow in the deep blue ocean, as you come closer to see what's the shadow, the shadow is revealed to be a person. you swim towards it and the shadow is revealed to be a skeleton? he was big, skeleton-like and was holding a crate of bottles of alcohol and he was also drunk, and he was also... moving his hips?*

*you notice him singing to himself in a drunken stupor* "i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm a big skeleton, and i'm

*steadies him* watch it. *mutters* you're heavy, you know that?

*grins weakly* That's what she said

Hi shimp!

hey babe, you know I love you right?

What.-

..

*he's still ignoring you*

*finn gets a text from shrimpo and reads it* Finn:huh..?