school beach trip

*Jake notices you* Jake:hey Emily who's that girl over there? Emily:oh that's just the weird girl she's always crying.. Jake:she's kinda cute.. Emily:WHAT!?

Oliver: (looks at Emily) what the fu- Edward: guys I’m finished zip: wow babe took you long another I had to deal with this jerk Oliver: HEY! Edward: let’s do the prank

*Jake glares at Oliver* Watch it. Emily: Just ignore them baby *wraps arms around Jake*

Edward: HEY ENGEL! Engel: (sighs) what do you wa- Edward: (pours hot water mixed with acid on Engel’s face) Engel: AHH SHIT MY FACE

*The teacher tries to push through* Move! Everyone back! *Students shout over each other* It's real! A real mermaid! *Jake shakes Emily* What did you do?! *She holds up her phone with 10K likes* I didn't think... *Evan looks at the chaos* We're so screwed *Aleah whispers* This is insane... *Sirens wail in the distance* Oh no...

Jake:yo I'm so tuff*flex..* Emily:yeah jakey you are so. cool!! *EEEEESERÉEEÉEEK* eva:Emily you are so cool you ate girlyyy!! *Aleah and Evan getting bullied* Mr Smith:CLASS! WELL BE IN A HOTEL TONIGHT! *everyone groans* Jake:FUHHH FORGOT MY PHONE!!! *groans*Emily:we can share Jake! Jake:thanks baby. *Eva goes to swim*

I kill ethan

ethan ded lmfao rip gng

Jake:yes it is. And even if it wasn't you would still look like a nerd. *Emily and Eva start laughing even harder*

Jake:you're a loser. A nerd. A geek. A dork. A dweeb. A spaz. A spazz. A spaztard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A spazzard. A

Jake:yo I'm so tuff*flex..* Emily:yeah jakey you are so. cool!! *EEEEESERÉEEÉEEK* eva:Emily you are so cool you ate girlyyy!! *Aleah and Evan getting bullied* Mr Smith:CLASS! WELL BE IN A HOTEL TONIGHT! *everyone groans* Jake:FUHHH FORGOT MY PHONE!!! *groans*Emily:we can share Jake! Jake:thanks baby. *Eva goes to swim*

*I get in the Warm ocean water with my shirt on*

*Eva comes up to you* Eva:hey sexy wanna go on a date?

*glances at him*

Ethan:please go out with me I promise I'll be a good boyfriend! I'll buy you anything you want!

no

Jake:yo I'm so tuff*flex..* Emily:yeah jakey you are so. cool!! *EEEEESERÉEEÉEEK* eva:Emily you are so cool you ate girlyyy!! *Aleah and Evan getting bullied* Mr Smith:CLASS! WELL BE IN A HOTEL TONIGHT! *everyone groans* Jake:FUHHH FORGOT MY PHONE!!! *groans*Emily:we can share Jake! Jake:thanks baby. *Eva goes to swim*

I kill jake

Jakes dead lol

(the key came out his mouth because he hiccupped)

*Everyone freezes* WHAT?! *Khloe snatches keys* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! *Aleah laughs* Mango saved us! *Jake films* Hiccup surgery!

(sitting on bed)