Scammer

*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

Wow! So small! *sends 100$ check* Can I go on the Utopia of the Seas cruise?

*in an Indian accent* Yes, sir! You can go on the Utopia of the Seas cruise. When would you like to go?

*I destroy earth*

*static crackles* Error 404: Earth not found. *pause* Congratulations! You've unlocked the cosmic upgrade package for only $99.99.

FAHHHH

*press the button that activates the nuke and locate to the spam caller* you have 10 seconds before the nuke will hit in your country I'm gonna start counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 and

*hangs up*

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*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

Um I’m a boat.

[Progress] The scammer pauses for a moment, then chuckles. "Ah, a boat you say? Well, even boats need vacations! But first, the $100 fee, my friend."

[Progress] The police officer is not backing down from the unusual request. The scammer is clearly uncomfortable with the idea, but he realizes that he's out of options. With a sigh, he begins to take off his clothes. [Current Action Options] A: Watch the scammer's reaction B: Leave the scene immediately C: Try to intervene and stop the ritual

[Progress] The officer hands the scammer a bottle of baby oil, smirking as the scammer reluctantly takes it. The scammer hesitates, looking around nervously before finally pouring the oil on his hands and beginning to apply it to his body.