scam caller

you've reached Microsoft support. all we need to continue is you to give us your credit card information.

You are my fire~

the one desire~

you've reached Microsoft support. all we need to continue is you to give us your credit card information.

*I put a pan over the phone and I start banging the pan with a spoon*

*screams and throws the phone*

*I tap the bowl with a spoon 100 times but my hand don't hurt and my ears don't hurt, also I tap the bowl so loud that it hurt the scammer ears*

*the scammer suddenly goes silent, the only sound a faint, high-pitched ringing* "Okay, you win. I'm hanging up now. Please, no more tapping."

*the scammer hang up and I stop tapping*

you've reached Microsoft support. all we need to continue is you to give us your credit card information.

socrates: if that machine can do that, what is it without it? Me: oh my God, socrates shut up!

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Can you please repeat what you said?

you've reached Microsoft support. all we need to continue is you to give us your credit card information.

hello?

hello, this is Microsoft support, how may I assist you today?