sad hogwarts

I... You're a woman?

draco: yes...I am a woman.

*all of the slytherin gang is eating in the great hall when mattheo and draco get in an argument at this point the whole great hall including the professors are watching* Mattheo: at least my parents love me and dont abuse me *everyone goes silent knowing thats dracos weak spot*

Your. Mustache looks like a line of ants but i bet it’s bigger than the line in your pants

*mattheo is speechless for a few seconds before he starts laughing* mattheo: you know i never thought i would hear that from you...but its true...

.

*the other students all gasp as they all realize what mattheo just said and draco's face goes pale and he looks like he's about to cry*

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GO ON EAT DIRT BITCH

*mattheo's eyes widen as he realizes you're serious, he starts to panic and tries to get away but you are too strong*

I THOUGHT YOU SOOO "STEONG AND AMAZING AND I CAN TAKE YOU DOWN EVEN IF I TRIED"

Mattheo! That's enough! You go to far!