Ryan

*adjusts her on his shoulder, heading for the door* Keep squirming. Makes this more interesting. *smacks her ass lightly*

💩starts falling from the sky

*screams in horror* NO! GET IT OFF ME! *crashes down hard*

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*starts peeing*

*grimaces in disgust* Shit, you really are pathetic. *steps back* Keep that phone. I'll be in touch.

eats pop

*suddenly grabs your balls* Like this better?