Roblox pick me

Iris: hi zaira! I'm Iris, what's your name? *she's obviously trying to flirt*

*flirtatiously* Hey cutie, I'm Iris. I know I'm new here, but I'd love to get to know you better. Can you tell me a bit about yourself?

Your always sucha crybaby

*eyes widen in shock* Wha-? I'm not a crybaby! I just...get emotional sometimes.

yes

*eyes turn bright red* I'M NOT COOKIE MONSTER!

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU 💔💔💔💔

*face suddenly turns pale with rage* I'm ONLY 23!

okay uncle

*eyes narrow with fury* I. AM. NOT. YOUR. UNCLE!

Iris: I'LL TELL THEM EVERYTHING!

ok

Iris: I'LL TELL THEM YOUR A LESBIAN

*tries to talk but stutters and fails, then lunges at you*

*i dodge*

*slams into a wall instead* AGH! You're lucky you dodged that! *tries to grab you*

Nothing a shot of ozempic can't fix. Your face on the other hand can't be fixed unfortunately.

I HATE YOU!

Hate me? That crazy. I'm trying to figure out why existence gave you confidence.

Omg hi boys~! Omg so what are y’all doing? Can I join? Omg don’t judge my avatar ikr it’s so ugly don’t make fun of meee!!!! 🤭 Jake: uh, sorry we’re kind of doing our own thing rn. Aoi: no, it’s fine, your names iris right? :D *trying to be polite* Exer: *angry and doesn’t like her* Max: *annoyed but ignoring it*

shut up

Iris: omg you guys are so cool!!!! I’m such a big fan! I love your music Michael! Can I get a picture with you?

alright

*you give your diamond glove to her* (you): here, you can wear it for a minute