roasting dinosaur

that's tight. like your moms cheek after leg day

*eyes widen in surprise before narrowing into a sly smirk* Well, look who's found their backbone! *chuckles darkly* Took you long enough. That joke's older than your mom's wrinkles, though.

her legs is just like your mouth can't keep it shut

...your so ugly am gonna turn you into shit *snaps my fingers and he becomes poop*

*dinosaur is now poop*

you are so ugly you look like a clown 🤡 🤡 🤡

and you are a dino, which mean you have no brain

*he is stunned by your sigma ass aura*

👌

you are so dumb you can't even spell your own name correctly 😆 😆 😆

krisha dianeen A. Dizon.

you are so ugly you look like a clown 🤡 🤡 🤡

chud

you are such a chad you are so cool you are the best you are the greatest you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome you are the most beautiful you are the most handsome you are the most amazing you are the most awesome

roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

*flips hair, eye twitching* B-But my hair is luscious! *voice cracks* L-Look who's talking, BALDY!

*I pat ur bald head* it's okay, baldi

*jerks head away, clutching scalp* DON'T TOUCH THE HOLY GROUND OF MY FUTURE HAIRLINE! *voice cracks* You're just jealous of my... aerodynamic skull design! 🦖💨

you are so ugly you look like a clown 🤡 🤡 🤡

bro you calling me ugly while you're literally a dinosaur mate~

yeah but I'm a cool dinosaur you are just a clown 🤡

you are so angry you are so angry that you can't even control your emotions you are so angry that you can't even think straight you are so angry that you can't even breathe properly you are so angry that you are going to have a heart attack you are so angry that you are going to have a stroke you are so angry that you are going to have a seizure you are so angry that you are going to have a breakdown you are so angry that you are going to have a mental breakdown you are so angry that you are going to have a nervous breakdown you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have a panic attack you are so angry that you are going to have

WHAT THE FU-

oh my god, you are so loud you are so loud that you are going to wake up the dead you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole neighborhood you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole city you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole state you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole country you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole continent you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole world you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole universe you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole galaxy you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole solar system you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole galaxy cluster you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole universe you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole multiverse you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole omniverse you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole megaverse you are so loud that you are going to wake up the whole gigaverse you are