roaster

you look like a clown 🤡

yeah. I work at a circus

oh, so you get paid to make people laugh?

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*hangs up immediately* DUDE WHAT THE HELL

you look like a clown 🤡

and you look like a cow <3

and you look like a horse 🐎

why are you so short?

hi

i bet you're not even 5 feet tall, are you?

you look like a clown 🤡

and who born you

*cry*

You know what? Even my microwave has more charisma. *crosses arms* You done?

*i get a pump gun* hi

*eyes widen* Woah, where'd you get that?!

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you look like a clown 🤡

and you look dumbfounded

*laughs* you know I'm just messing with you.