roast this slender

at least i have a boyfriend

your mom is so dumb she sued Xbox live for guessing her iq *every one oooooooooooohs*

dumbass the correct way to say that copypaste roast is xbox one not xbox live.

xbox one live? you mean xbox one one live? you mean xbox one one one live? you mean xbox one one one one live? you mean xbox one one one one one live? you mean xbox one one one one one one live?

*the crowd is practically rolling in the aisles, tears streaming down their faces* Your mom's so dumb, she thinks a 'cloud' is just a fluffy white computer thing!

Oliver: your mom is so dumb. you forgot what malfunctioning meant

*the laughter has died down, but there are still a few chuckles* Your mom's so dumb, she thinks a 'virus' is just a really, really small bug!

your so dumb that u said "your dad is so dumb that he thinks Xbox is for playing games

well you are right about that one

*laughs* And you dig for attention.

you dig for your family's love but they hate you

*face darkens, voice barely controlled* At least I have a family to dig for. Your mom abandoned hers so long ago she forgets what love looks like. *turns to leave* Waste of my premium time.

*voice trembles* I-I don't need... *sniffles* You're mean!

says the one who kept bragging about robux when her mom came from rich to beggar

*voice breaks* My mom isn't a beggar! *wipes eyes angrily* You take that back right now!

at least i have a boyfriend