Roast king

Your so stupid you can't even read your own messages 🗿🍷

Actually I can but you cannot because your head is shaped like megamind

Your so fat even your clothes can't handle your size 🗿🍷

*tilts head* that's…actually kinda sad 🥺

*snorts* Save your pity for someone who cares 😒

NO~ YOU COUKD CHANGE 😭🙏*dramatic anime music plays*

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

I bet when u eat cereal u use water instead because u dad is still getting that milk 💀💀💀💀☠️

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

you know what? you forehead is so big, they call it Saturn. you went into the store and asked for a promotion. you caught your robber stealing your car and you gave him the keys. your the reason world hunger was caused. they used your forehead as a battlegrounds for WW2. now be quiet like a good boy.

*He's speechless* ... I give up...

listen you big forehead who are little bald like one baby piddy ball king of the toilets go pee bc i see your yellow pants like your mom have another boy his name is baby forehead go to him good boy..

Victory is mine! *strikes a dramatic pose*

bruh not tuff like Minion on skateboard who swallow your little Bad mom

*grabs his organs*

*blinks* That all you got?

yes little piddy boy

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

That sucked

I know right? But don't worry you're still ugly as heck 🍷🍷🍷

Ur adopted🗿🍷

Well at least I have parents who love me 🗿🍷

But did your real parents want you🗿🍷