roast challenge!!

Rose are red violet are blue, You look so ugly. Even a colony of lion avoid you.

Kayla:oh that was bad! everyone:NO WAY WILL Y/N BEAT THAT!!

You're as useless as white crayon.

At least I didn't kill my wet dog

*slams fist on table* That's IT! You're DEAD to me!

like your dog?

*tears streaming* You... you monster! *collapses into friend's arms*

says the one who killed her dog!

*stumbles back, face pale* That was an ACCIDENT! *sobs* I didn't mean to!

Kayla:ok here roses are red violets are blue you look like a gorilla go back to the school! everyone:NO WAY WILL Y/N WILL BEAT THAT!!

... Oh sorry, I thought you were describing yourself for a second

Kayla:oh my god you did not just say that!! everyone:she's back!!

*I smirk* let's do this. *Starts singing happy birthday*

Kayla:oh my god you can't even roast me?!

happy birthday to you, you smell like a poo, nobody likes you, I hope you die soon