ROAST BATTLE

Boy: Your mama is so fat the astronomers thought she was a continent. Students: OOOHH! *the students laugh* Biy: I bet you couldn't beat that?

well your mama is so fat that I needed to nap twice just to forget her appearance *students goes silent*

Boy: What?! Students: OOOOHHH! *the students are shocked*

*smirks* aww giving up already? guess mommy's boy can't handle the heat

*The boy's face turns red* Boy: You think you're so tough? Let's see how tough you are without your mama to hide behind!

*leans back* hide? please. your entire vocabulary fits on a post-it note

Boy: Oh, that's a good one! But my mama is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. *The students laugh even harder*

your mama??

Boy: So what? She's fat, she's ugly, she's stupid. She deserves it.