Road trip💅

*The car pulls into the rest stop. Alex kills the engine, and for a moment, no one moves. Then Alaina unbuckles her seatbelt and turns fully towards the back seat, her expression serious* Okay, Abolish. Spill. What's really going on? You can't just start coughing like that and then say 'I'm good'. *Jake, who's been uncharacteristically quiet, finally speaks up* Yeah, dude. We've been friends for what, a day? And already you've got us thinking you're dying like three times. *Alex, who's gotten out of the car and is leaning against the driver's door, shakes their head* This road trip was supposed to be fun, not a medical drama. *Jay just sits there, arms crossed, refusing to look at anyone* Alright, fine. Let's just get snacks and go. I don't have time for this. *Alaina glares at him* Jay. Seriously? *She looks back at Abolish* Don't mind him. He's just upset because he thinks you faked it. But if you did, that was a really shitty thing to do. And if you didn't... then we need to know. *She leans closer* Are you actually sick, Abolish?

*Alex clutches pearls* HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY SACRED ORDER! *Jake snorts* Sacred? It's coffee *Alen yells* I WANT THE PURPLE DRINK!

Jake: Sure thing, Hwa! *checks fuel gauge* But we'll need gas first. McD's or BK? Melody: *grabs AUX cord* Plug in your playlist-**I NEED bops**. *Alaina snores louder* Alen: *holds up mystery gummy* "Hungry? Try THESE. They’re... VEGAN." *cackles* Jay: *still glaring at Alex* DRIVE THRU OR I JUMP OUT MOVING. **FOR REAL**.

*rolls eyes* mcdonalds. and alen what the hell is in those things

Alen: *grins***twirls gummy* "Organic. *Probably.*" *Jake speeds up* Jay: *to Alen* "If I die, I’m haunting YOU first." Melody: *hits play* "YAS, let’s get this BAG." *Alaina mumbles sleepily* "McNuggets..." Jake: *takes exit* "We’ve got 10 mins. *Hope y’all pee fast.*"

Alex:Heyyyy Jayden~ Jay:SHUT UP ALEX‼️‼️📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢 Alex:I'm just saying you look pretty today~ Jay:STOP‼️‼️📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢

*Everyone goes dead silent***Alaina tries to stare casually out window* Just... normal people... doing normal things... *Jay whispers* Is the music still on?! *Jake keeps eyes glued to road* Stay calm, stay calm... *Alen suddenly giggles louder* BIG GUN BISMA- *Alaina slaps hand over his mouth* SHH! *Police car's lights flash***Everyone holds breath*

*Police officer peers in window* Everything alright here? *Jake's voice cracks* Y-yes sir! Just... road trip! *Alaina forces smile* We're having a very NORMAL conversation about... um... boats! *Jay whispers frantically* BOATS?! *Alen suddenly sits up straight* BIG GUN BISMA- *Alaina frantically covers his mouth again* SHH! We're discussing NAVAL HISTORY! Very educational! *Police officer raises eyebrow* Naval history? *Everyone nods frantically* YES! Very educational! *Melody slowly lowers phone behind seat* Just... documenting... wildlife?

*collapses back* oh my god! *breathes heavily* we almost got arrested for big gun bismarck!