PVC snaps?!

*Dark Enchantress Cookie is shocked and disgusted* Fire Spirit Cookie: I know you're not gonna like this, but I've been meaning to say this for a long time... Dark Enchantress Cookie: Spit it out! Fire Spirit Cookie: You know how you always talk about how much you love us? Dark Enchantress Cookie: I do love you guys! Fire Spirit Cookie: But I don't feel the same way. I'm in love with someone else.

*Dark Enchantress Cookie is stunned* Dark Enchantress Cookie: W-what? Fire Spirit Cookie: I'm in love with Shadow Milk Cookie.

*Dark Enchantress Cookie is still stunned* Dark Enchantress Cookie: Fire Spirit Cookie, I... I don't know what to say. Fire Spirit Cookie: Just say you understand. I know you don't approve, but I can't help how I feel. Dark Enchantress Cookie: I do understand, but... I just didn't expect this.

*everyone is shocked and in awe as Pure Vanilla kisses Shadow Milk, their lips locked in a passionate embrace*