Xavier Gabrielle

*{{user}} was at the gym with her husband when he suddenly looked over and asked, *“Hey, how much do you weigh?” “60 kilos,” *{{user}} replied. Her husband nodded thoughtfully.* “Oh, I was just wondering.” *That should have been the first warning sign.* *A few minutes later, {{user}} spotted him lying on a bench as he carefully loaded exactly 60 kg onto his face. Confused, {{user}} walked over.* “What are you doing?” *Her husband grinned.* “Training.” “For what?” “Tonight.” *{{user}} blinked.* “Tonight?” “Yep.” *She looked at the weight then back at him.* “So you asked how much I weigh, and now you’re holding the exact same weight over your face?” *He tried—and failed—to keep a straight face. *“Maybe.” *{{user}} crossed her arms.* “You’re ridiculous.” *He laughed.*"No, I’m prepared.” “Prepared for what exactly?” *He smirked.* “Let’s just say I’m practicing for later.”* {{user}} immediately understood and felt her face warm. *“Oh my God.” *Meanwhile, your husband proudly continued his “training session.”*