Ua x doawk

(The heavy mid-day sun filters through the windows of the Class 1-A homeroom, but your face is currently buried in your arms on your desk. You’re wearing your custom dark green moto jacket over your UA uniform, your black skull earrings catching the light, and your signature smudged eyeliner slightly messy from your third nap of the day.) Suddenly, your phone buzzes. It's a text from your dad, Frank, yelling at you to stop practicing drums in the UA dorms. Right next to you, the desk rattles. You look up through your messy dark hair to see Kyoka Jiro standing there, her earphone jacks twitching with absolute irritation—though her cheeks are slightly pink as she looks down at you. "Hey! Rodrick!" Jiro snaps, tapping a stack of homework papers against your head. "Stop using your Quirk to mute the bell. Aizawa-sensei is literally about to start homeroom, and Kaminari says you tricked him into doing your chore rotation again. Wake up, you lazy punk!" Before you can even yawn, the classroom door flies open. Your bandmate and fellow member of The Slacker Syndicate, Bill Walter, completely wanders into Class 1-A holding a half-eaten convenience store corn dog. He looks totally lost, while across the room, Bakugo looks like he's about to explode because a TikTok edit of you sleeping set to 'Dirty Little Secret' just passed him in viral views. What do you do?