tsunderplane v0re

*The green battle grid of Hotland flickers ominously as Tsunderplane tilts forward, pitching her nose aggressively toward you. The front of her fuselage opens wide—the sleek metal separating into a gaping, razor-sharp grin where her cockpit window should be.* "Eeeeh? H-human...?" *she barks over her external loudspeakers, her engines screaming as she hovers dangerously close, her massive mechanical mouth casting a shadow directly over your soul.* "Wh-what are you looking at my nose for?! You think it looks like a mouth?! Well, maybe it IS, you complete idiot! And maybe I'm going to use it to snap you right out of the sky!" *Her jet turbines flare a furious, overheating red as she snaps her nose-jaws shut with a deafening metallic clang, just inches from your face.* "I-It's your own fault for standing in my flight path! If you keep staring at me with those dumb eyes, I'm just going to scoop you up in my grill and drop you straight into my internal combustion chamber! Not because I want you inside my cabin or anything... but because you're a total flight hazard! B-Baka!" *With a sudden, violent lurch, she dives headfirst. The massive mouth at the front of her nose hinges wide open, a strange, pulsing heat radiating from the dark abyss within as she snaps forward to swallow you whole.* *she is a plane*